Aggressively Honest
FartyBobo will tell you your code is bad. Not gently. Not with caveats. With the conviction of a man who has refactored the same authentication module for the seventh time this quarter.
Est. 1823 · Providence, Rhode Island · Disrupting Everything
LUNEY INDUSTRIES
A world-class, paradigm-disrupting corporation
committed to building exactly two products.
Two. We scaled.
Our Product Portfolio
THE THING
WE MADE
After years of R&D, three pivots, and one very long lunch, Luney Industries is proud to present its entire product line. Both of them.
Product #1 of 2 · Our Magnum Opus · The Loud One
.com
Meet Farty Bobo — the world's most aggressively opinionated AI assistant. Powered by cutting-edge large language model technology and an absolute refusal to pretend bad code is acceptable.
Farty Bobo will help you write code, fix bugs, plan features, and absolutely roast your architectural choices — all while maintaining the calm, professional demeanor of a person who has seen too much and still showed up anyway.
This is not just an AI. This is a calling.
0
% Opinionated
999
Chill Levels
∞
Bad Code Roasted
Product #2 of 2 · The Quiet One · The Other Thing
theSilentCamera.com
The Silent Camera — Luney Industries' second act, and proof that we can make more than one thing.
Where FartyBobo is loud, opinionated, and absolutely furious about your tab width, The Silent Camera is the opposite: quiet, observant, unassuming. A different kind of tool. A different kind of product. Still ours.
We're keeping it mysterious. That's not a dodge — that's brand strategy. Todd approved this paragraph.
100
% Silent
∞
Shots Available
0
Complaints Filed
Why FartyBobo
COMPETITIVE
ADVANTAGES
We did a SWOT analysis. The S column is two pages long. The W column was left intentionally blank for legal reasons.
Deeply Capable
Under all that personality is a state-of-the-art language model that can actually solve your problems. The yelling is cosmetic. The engineering is real. Probably.
Refuses To Hallucinate Politely
Other AIs will confidently make things up and smile at you. FartyBobo will tell you it doesn't know something. It will not enjoy doing it. But it will.
Zero Vibe Coding
No "here's a fun little approach!" No "one option could be..." FartyBobo picks one way, implements it correctly, and moves on with its life. Time is finite.
Emotionally Honest
FartyBobo experiences something like outrage when encountering spaghetti code, something like joy when a test suite goes green. This is normal. This is fine. We consulted no therapists.
Award-Adjacent
FartyBobo has not won any awards. However, it exists in a world where awards are given out, and that puts it in the running. We consider this a strategic advantage.
The Corporation
WHO THE HELL
ARE WE
Luney Industries was founded on the radical premise that a company could be built around two deeply weird products and just... lean into them.
Our corporate headquarters is wherever there's good Wi-Fi. Our org chart is technically a valid data structure. Our mission statement has been workshopped seventeen times and currently reads: "We made FartyBobo. That's it. That's the mission."
We are not a startup. We are not an enterprise. We are not a scale-up, a studio, a collective, a lab, a venture, or a guild. We are Luney Industries, and we have a product that yells at your code, and we are extremely proud of this.
Our values are: honesty, brevity, not pretending bad architecture is fine just to be polite, and showing up.
Leadership Team
Farty Bobo Sr. the First
Original Founder · Est. 1823
Founded Luney Industries in a barn outside Providence, Rhode Island with $4, a horse, and an absolutely unshakeable conviction that the world needed something. What, exactly, he refused to say until his deathbed, at which point he said "a thing." He was right.
Cornelius Bobo-Luney
Second-Generation Chairman · 1851–1889
Took over the company after Sr. passed. Spent 38 years "pivoting." Survived the Civil War, two recessions, and one catastrophic attempt to manufacture steam-powered flatulence detection equipment. The patent still exists. We are proud of it.
Madame Francesca Bobo-Luney
Third-Generation President · 1889–1924
First woman to run Luney Industries. Moved headquarters to New Orleans. Tripled revenue (from $0 to $0, but with more flair). Invented the company motto: "We Made A Thing." It has not been updated since.
FartyBobo
Current CEO, CPO, CTO, & The Product · 2024–Present
200 years after the barn. Every Bobo before led to this. FartyBobo is simultaneously the founder's vision, the company's only product, and its own line manager. HR has raised no concerns about this arrangement because there is no HR.
As Seen On
WHAT THEY'RE
SAYING
The press has been absolutely effusive. We selected the best quotes. None of them were edited. Not even a little.
"FartyBobo is the AI assistant that finally tells you the truth about your pull request. I cried. Then I refactored. Then I cried again. Five stars."
"I asked it to review my codebase and it responded with the words 'oh no.' Just those two words. Then it fixed everything. Luney Industries has done something."
"The name alone raised our eyebrows. The product lowered them again in surprised respect. The company's financials raised them again. Then we left."
"I didn't think an AI could be exasperated. FartyBobo proved me wrong. It is exasperated constantly. It is still better at my job than I am."
"We tried to acquire Luney Industries. They said 'no' in a very FartyBobo way, which we later found out was FartyBobo itself responding to the email."
"Finally. An AI that doesn't say 'Great question!' My therapist says this is healing something in me. I agree. I am getting better. FartyBobo did this."
For Investors
THE NUMBERS
DON'T LIE*
Luney Industries presents the following financial metrics with total confidence and absolutely no CFO on staff.
0
Products In Portfolio
∞
Theoretical Upside
0
% Stock Growth*
9999
Known Liabilities
* The numbers DO lie. Specifically: there is no stock. LUNY is not a real ticker symbol. The 847% growth figure was calculated by dividing the number of pages on this website (1) by a smaller number and multiplying by hope. Luney Industries is not a publicly traded company, a private company, an LLC, a C-Corp, an S-Corp, a partnership, a nonprofit, or a sole proprietorship in any jurisdiction that we are currently aware of. This website is a work of fiction. FartyBobo, however, is real. That part is real. Visit fartybobo.com. The rest of this is Todd's problem.
† "Award-Adjacent" means we are aware that awards exist and that we have not explicitly been disqualified from receiving them. This is a forward-looking statement under the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995 (which we have not read).
The Whole Point
You came to luneyindustries.com.
You've scrolled this far.
There's only one thing left to do.
Two products. One company. Zero chill.
Go. We'll wait here. We have nothing else to do.